Black Magic
11-05-2009, 04:55 PM
Dad sent this to me and I got a good laugh, thought I would share.
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the
courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting...'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform.. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in
silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot. So He sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!
If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was taking some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the
courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting...'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform.. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in
silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot. So He sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!